One T shirt depicts a creature which has been physically manipulated into an aesthetically pleasing image past its useful intended purpose; the other is a picture of a pug.

Gay marriage is now legal like urrywhere so YEAH PROBS

YOUR GOVERNMENT SUCKS SO MUCH THEY PROBABLY AREN'T EVEN RECORDING THIS CONVERSATION

I hear it's a growing industry in TX, NC, ND, and AZ. There's some real opportunity there

Stacey Dash in Playboy FTW!

Paul Rudd is a Vampire. He does not age.

This is the best news I have gotten all week.
Which is sad. Only not really, because hell yeah Veronica Mars!

I've never forgotten how much I loved VM, but I had totally forgotten how much I loved the music.

This guy was the start-up screen on my ipod touch. I never fully decided how cute he was... but I liked that he was greeting me every time I turned my ipod on.

I would like it noted that nobody is trying to pick up men with pie. #TeamCake #SuckItPastryStans

"But some people just fall in love like that."

This is one attractive line of fresh-faced inmates, I tell you what! Look at all that luminous skin. Not even a hint of a blemish!*

I'm starting to wonder if maybe it's me, because while I see her as a large black woman that to me in no way defines who she is. So I make a note of that and move on while it seems many white people keep that information front and center? She is a fat black woman first and then we follow up with any punchline or…

Well firstly, we don't actually know the details of the joke. We're speculating. And considering that she was invited, they're obviously friends. I think it's a little premature to say that the joke sucks because she's a self hating black woman. I mean, really?

Jimmy Kimmel is a known prankster, so I love this. I guffawed. I hope the bride was in on it. Mostly I like that he and Gabby are close enough friends that she was invited to his wedding in the first place. That's awesome! (And I hope she made Howard Stern uncomfortable by her very presence.)

Here's something to make yourself feel even more horrible about humans!