GI Joe is a well-known freak, into being dominated and pegged. At least that’s how my GI Joe Femdom Fiction is going to start...

They should just be honest about who these dolls are ‘cause these Kens are not interested in Barbie. They’re obviously living together in some kind of polyamorous relationship and that’s ok.

Wrong debate. She’s widely acknowledged as a snake. Correct debate: Anaconda or python?

Nah, in front the of camera DJ Khaled is hype because that’s his job. But, he’s also incredibly humble and above all respectful and that positivity is definitely not an act. His kid will be privileged but not spoiled. For reference, please see any number of DJ Khaled’s interviews with Sway in the Morning or the…

I dunno, I think he would just end up like his dad. His dad says that same stuff to himself all the time but he still seems like a nice guy. He seems like he holds doors for strangers and sponsors little league teams or other generic nice person things. So wouldn’t worry about it. I can see it going really well…

Good call. Didn’t Megan Fox have major issues with his misogynistic tendencies and left the Transformers franchise? He’s such a d-bag, I hope his shitty new Transformers tanks.

My larger point here is that all I want for Jurassic World 2 is for Chris Pratt to be eaten within the first ten minutes and for Bryce Dallas Howard to take the reins while Jeff Goldblum runs around in heels without his shirt on.

I’m having trouble understanding Binoche’s remarks on turning down the Ellie Sattler role in JP. Ellie was an extremely intelligent, educated, independent, and bad-ass character. She turned it down because she had something against Spielberg for not casting women in exactly that role? Dafuq?

That’s not actually true. The Color Purple starred Whoopi Goldberg, which was nominated for 11 Academy Awards. Someone pointed that out to Banks from the audience and she “moved on.” (On Twitter, some suggested that she might not have considered the movie because it doesn’t star white actors.)

Slightly unrelated, but Whoopi, Margaret Avery*, and Danny Glover were fucking ROBBED for The Color Purple.

Maybe it was just a lapse in memory or maybe The Color Purple just didn’t mean as much to her as it means to black women like me, so she probably forgot it, but when you are corrected and don’t bother to fix your mistake, I find that rude and dismissive. How are you going to call out a director publicly and be wrong?…

I mean, they did prevent the rise of The Creature for a couple of thousand years. So they had a solid resume going in, lol ;-)

I’m obviously the only person who has ever watched it, but I’ll never understand why the League wasn’t a major hit. Despite it’s peoblems, I love that movie and I think it had a great potential for years of sequels. The story, Connery, the whole visual feeling of the movie..I love it.

And Rachel Weisz. And Oded Fehr. And John Hannah. And Patricia Velasquez. And everyone else in that beautiful cast of awesomeness.

But as the Variety article pointed out repeatedly, the vast majority of those $1B movies don’t even use A-list actors. Take a look at the Avengers - ScarJo probably came the closest to A-list in that group, the vast majority of the others were character actors or relative unknowns. (RDJ obviously was well known but…

The fact that he is not in it is the actual reason I will not watch it.

Last time I saw Brenden Fraiser he was more of a dad build in look at physical shape. He would need to pull a Chris Pratt to get back to his prime for action-ey films.

Omar Fehr in the Mummy was just to die for.

You know, I don’t hate the idea of a Universal Dark Universe and bringing back these old titles that made them as a studio. I just wish that they really took advantage of the opportunity and made truly contemporary versions of these classics. Tap into the original themes and give them to directors who thrive on small…

HOLY NSFW, Batman!