I still don’t understand the nanny’s endgame here. I mean, I get that she’s raking it in right now, but this story will die and no one will hire her. I also can’t believe the money for all these leaks is that good that she could live off of it. I guess I’m saying I would have played the long game.

It isn’t enough time for monopoly. Maybe a game of Candyland or Chutes and Ladders.

YOU SHUT YOUR GODDAM MOUTH FINGERS WITH THE TYPING.

I always have to look all over my apartment for my bra in the morning, because I will take it off randomly whenever it bothers me: when I’m cooking, unpacking groceries, cleaning the bathroom, watching TV...

I see what you did there and I love you for that!

Yep, that was my biggest problem with “Sex and the City 2” (And I had a lot of problems with that dung-heap of a movie!)

Charlotte spends the entirety of the movie worried and panicking that Harry is going to cheat on her with the hot nanny. Then at the end it’s, HAHA! Turns out the nanny was a LESBIAN! HAHA! So…

Seriously, guys like that are not going to have a hard time finding a woman — even a hot, young woman — who would probably be willing to bang them. The guy is trustworthy or he’s not. It really has nothing to do with the wife “foolishly” bringing in a “tempting” nanny. If he’s just going to screw around with the…

To me, Kim Richards looks EXACTLY like Kristen Wiig doing her Kathie Lee impression.

Ansel Elgort has a stupid name and a punchable face.

In very broad strokes, yes, though let me up front say there are about one million people here, most especially including The Hon. Judge Brown, who are more qualified to discuss the nuances of cultural appropriation and hair politics than I am.

You can be a really sweet person and still make major missteps. I mean, a lot of the blame goes to the many editors/stylists/etc involved.

Curls.

Nope, Welsh Cakes

They're Welshcakes. Food of heaven.

Could be Welsh cakes...

i unashamedly ship charles and camilla. you can tell they really love each other.

I hope this Ben Affleck/Nanny scandal never ends because the Fran Drescher header images are giving me life.

Ben and Fran’s story could both be true. I’m in love with all sorts of work friends whom I have sex with.

I think it’s an Armenian last name — like Kardashian. Take from that what you will.