I’d try divination by birds, but since I just washed and waxed my car...

I mean, seriously... the headline had me hoping that this calendar coincidence was the news hook for the surprise announcement of a new mission to Pluto or something, and instead we get... astrology?

Astrology is nonsense. It’s been shown time and again. Either we believe facts and evidence matter, or we don’t. It’s a gateway pseudoscience.

Hey, astrology has been great for me. It’s as accurate as reading entrails, but not nearly as messy. 

Nintendo is going to sue and make them take it apart.

Don’t look up the Minus8 subreddit and don’t skim down to find it there or zones copy which absolutely should not be clicked here.

Tesla tries to kill pedestrian? Guess it’s Order 66 chip kicked in too early.

It’s a scam because an NFT is not actually selling the artwork; it’s selling a receipt that absolutely nobody is legally obligated to acknowledge or respect. It’s like if I tried to buy the Mona Lisa, but instead of giving me the Mona Lisa they show me a slip of paper that says “you now officially own the Mona Lisa”…

I didn’t follow the Mulaney/wife guy relationship dynamic super closely outside of his standup and I’m not a celeb goss person in general. But my only prevailing thought is holy FUCK do I feel terrible for Mulaney’s ex wife. To have your famous husband who paraded your supposedly blissful (and childfree) marriage…

i noticed but it was nothing to freak out over. the cameo wasn’t special enough. she plays a dancer at a bar and got 2 seconds of screen time. at least have her do a twirl or something.

I would’ve never have guessed Tarantino had mommy issues...said no one, ever.

Before anything else, I think Biles’s decision in that situation should be applauded as damn it takes a lot of guts to accept that. Can’t even imagine the pressure one feels under that situation.

I’ve been on Jalopnik for its complete 15 year existence and this is in the running for the dumbest post I’ve ever seen on here.

I saw one of these driving through the grocery store parking lot a couple of months ago. I said to myself, “Holy shit, is that a Bricklin?” and the guy must have read my lips because he yelled out the window, “Yeah, it’s a Bricklin!”.

this is so all just so... lame? both twitch’s double standards and the activity driving it all. i hate both.

Yes and no, it depends on how you’re using the term “taste”. If we get really technical, taste and smell (gustation and olfaction, respectively) as perceived by the tongue and nose, are entirely different senses. They’re mediated by different nerves which respond to different stimuli and chemical signals and are…

Joan’s body was basically its own character and the undergarments women tortured themselves with at the time were horrific and changed women’s bodies to meet the structural ideal of the time. Christina Hendricks is a talented and beautiful woman who became famous playing someone with a bangin’ body, that was not a…

Is this The A.V. Club’s way of telling us he’s doing a Twilight Zone revival?