If spiders are bugs then worms are bugs.

They did the same shit to Jodi Arias and that lady who threw her daughter in a swamp. The whole legal system is predicated on picking idiot juries and then dressing up suspects as nerds from Saved By the Bell.

Abort all men and just save their sperm for procreation? Have all children through IVF.

Brock Turner’s dad wants to know how many minutes the stabbing took before he decides whether the sentencing is fair or not.

Margaret Atwood.

I understand that, according to the constitution, Obama needs to step down as president but what’s the law on Michelle staying on as FLOTUS?

this blasphemy must end

Yet, it’s still legal to wed in a Pnina Tornai gown.

When we exist it’s just TOO MUCH.

Seems like the perfect time for our acappella group The Jizzebelles to reunite.

Fucking bullshit facebook. Get your shit together.

Thank you. Not “relationship,” either. Predatory behavior and grooming. And fuck that fucking family.

Not “sex.”

I hope you’re referring to him considering her net worth is higher.

Margaret Atwood.

I am personally offended by this guy because Keira Knightley is my Imaginary BFF, and how dare he insult her? All those feelings you people have about Jennifer Lawrence? I have them for Keira Knightley instead.

Think of it this way...this is an unusual story, people were punished for harming this girl, and the general consensus of people reading about it is one of disgust. That was not always the case. That is not the case in some parts of the world right now. Things are getting better, but slowly.

We are so overdue for a plague

Gwen Stefani has been exploiting the euthanasia for years.

I need to ask my grocer if they carry whole grain bread with the most amount of grains.