That is... always true

What a dire time to be attracted to men.

“Dude, let’s have some grass!”

Considering Ursula was heavily inspired by Divine, I would say that whoever plays the sea witch in the live action version should be a drag queen.

Queen Latifah for Ursula

I’m sure Kim’s dress is couture yet somehow it still looks like she picked it up at Bebe.

National Domestic Violence Hotline

Ellie is this your gentle way of telling me to stop sitting at my desk in the nude with a beach towel padding my chair or what

That is SOME pig. Terrific. Radiant, even. Is (s)he humble though?

of course not. the sarcasm is pretty obvious. lots of people write comments that end with ‘fixed it for you’ and I find it very obnoxious. I can handle getting mean tweets and being told I’m a garbage person, but I dislike it when people reformat a sentence like I should be glad they put words in my mouth. I’m sure…

“If you can imagine it, it’s probably happened.”

Elijah, this was an incredibly brave and selfless act. Thank you.

“judgmental, self-absorbed, and unreflective,” should be xoJane’s tagline.

For the love that is all that is good and holy, it’s very easy to not have sex with your students. It’s not like your gentials are magnets forcing themselves together.

Some neighbors in the area, Local Memphis writes, are wondering why the young girl was out so late at night with her mother

It’s an extremely tired trope. I’m also so sick of seeing it everywhere. Also included in tired female tropes ‘not being able to have babies'

FULLY support. Murphy does best when he draws from historical material so the narrative can’t go off the rails.

Superbae

A new Bae has come.

Seth Woken