I would like to thank the period-having coworkers with whom I consulted for this blog.

‘a holiday movie’ which finds the crew returning to Cypress-Rhodes University for their five-year reunion

I like your comment, particularly the first paragraph.

The best part is what they attributed to her

Such a sad way to go... dying while working on something meant to be fun and entertaining.

pls add this to tweet beat it’s my fave of yesterday thank u bobby

That is the Whitest sandwich I have ever seen. Both literally and figuratively.

BUT THE QUESTIONS WERE HARD!!!! /s

So this is what it looks like when journalists finally start vetting Sanders, huh?

Guys imagine if HRC had said something about fucking subway tokens.

ugh, bae is not woke

My father argued in a toy store. I never even got a model plane.

Kate Moss, a model famous for being compared to Russell Westbrook and for eating some drugs that one time

I think Rob is like 6'6. This seems like a bad idea.

no, no it feels like i am reading ESPN the OCHO

Went to the NYT article looking for something to snark on, but then I saw this and felt a flicker in my cold dead heart. D’awwwww.

I feel like this is all an elaborate ruse set up by my boyfriend to somehow get me interested in putting the dishes away.

I know exactly what you mean

Dirt Bag: Sports edition.