True, but it’s just such a pretentious thing to say, even in jest!

I remember really wanting Jim and Pam to get together on the office like sooo bad. And then they did. I don’t remember what happened next cause I stopped watching the show.

Should I watch Veep? Actually, don’t answer that. My DVR is filling up, and that’s on top of the Netflix queue.

The casual use of the phrase “multi-platinum lyricists" is what lost it for Tay. That's both grossly self-aggrandizing and not easily put into text, which makes the whole thing stink of premeditated boasting.

first comment. teens don’t know RW??

VERGARA: “Like Tutankhamen. A mummy. You still have time to do all of that.”

I just kind of forgot how old I was. I stopped counting after 25

Yes! You know he calls himself that all the time. Not a “singer,” but a “lyricist.” What a douche.

Well, that’s horrifying.

I’m going to deduct approximately one million points from Ed Sheeran (and by extension, Tay Tay) for referring to himself as a “milti-platinum lyricist”. <gag> Martha for the win!

I came here to say this. Martha Stewart social medias like I think my 102 year old great grandma would social media if we allowed her to have computer access, which we don’t allow since the “reply all” incident of 2009.

Fairly sure that’s the ultimate humblebrag.

Both are terrible and should be banished from the internet forever as penance.

Who grammed it better, not best.

Ugh but it's so "We're so cute and quirky but also mega-famous. TEE HEE".

Is there a volcano or something we can throw these 2 in?

That is the best scene from that movie.

Definitely Martha. Taylor Swift’s text is exactly what I’d expect, while Martha’s has all the tech savvy and charming randomness of your great aunt Hilda.

martha, but only cuz i’m anti-tay tay. sorry, adultosaur.