She’ll probably tell her grandkids to call her “sexy bitch” or some shit.

Yeah, she said it in Us Weekly. That’s why it’s so weird.

I WOULD BE IF I WAS IN TOKYO

She has a throw pillow that says rebel. Because nothing says rebellious like throw pillows on a chair that probably cost as much as my car.

I just went back and took a look. Honestly, Madge, that’s the type of pillow that anyone BUT a rebel would have. Much like those ‘Fear This’ rip-off Calvin stickers on douchebag F150 owner’s pristine mall trucks. Not a rebel, nothing to fear, not buying it. LOL

no one bit tay and the reception she received was on par with her fabulousness. like absolutely everything should shut the fuck down when she arrives.

I could have sworn I read somewhere that Madonna had been pursuing Drake, not the other way around. That SHE wanted to kiss him.

BUT IF SHE DOESN’T HAVE THE CHAIR CUSHIONS HOW WILL PEOPLE KNOW SHE IS A REBEL GUYS SHE IS SOOOO EDGY COME ON LOOK AT HER AND HOW COOL SHE IS

Why is she talking about Drake like this? To play off his infamous reaction?

That was perfectly said. If I had a time machine, I would take it back to 1987 and place it behind her during an interview when she is teaching a male interviewer about her decision to be an outspoken sexual being. THAT is where that cushion belongs.

Seconded.

Madonna is trying to make Drake a her new boyfriend??? isn’t he kind of old for her

Repeated cultural appropriation and a general “haters gonna hate” attitude when called out on it? These two are probably BFFLs.

Madonna: you mean you kissed the Lloyd Dobler of hip hop and liked it?

Madonna says stupid, shitty and offensive thing: News at 11.

why does drake look like she bit him

Madge would be a Katy Perry fan.

*Spots Madonna’s chair cushion*

Austrailia and LA do not rhyme, Britbrit.