“Boban not ‘take’ ball. Boban care for ball and raise her right.”

It’s actually not remotely what California is doing vis a vis federal law. California is in no way trying to exempt itself from federal law, it’s simply no longer going out of its way to assist federal agents. There’s no law requiring it to. A better analogy would be if California declared that it was exempt from…

Name checks out.

Translation:

I love how most republicans who have all this “respect” for the military were errily silent when Trump was trashing McCain for being a POW. “I like people who weren’t captured” he said of McCain. He then went on to insult the gold star family.

The cognitive dissonance is astounding.

They should protest like respectable white people and stage an armed takeover of a federal installation.

Yes, but he would be “very concerned” while doing so.

Dunno. His policy of ‘Not Being Donald Trump’ looks pretty appealing right about now.

During job interviews I like to read out a list of ethnic slurs and get them to choose their favorite.

There are few universal truths. Fire is hot. Water is wet. Will Cain is an idiot.

Also, this reply is good:

Smart of Wade to choose to come in the afternoon, while the kids got nothing of value from DeVos’s a.m. way.

Let’s not be too quick to judge Ms. DeVos. Maybe her plan was to meet with three people, then each of those people would meet with three more people, and so on and so on.

Because Chuck Schumer was mean to him.

I’m letting everybody know that when this bastard kicks it, I’m celebrating. I’m not biting my tongue, I’m throwing a party. If it’s a weekday, I’m calling in sick, getting drunk, and having a good time, because regardless of the weather, it’ll be a really great day.

It’s almost as if Republicans WANT kids to grow up to be uneducated uncultured and uninformed voters. I wonder why.

Young people with bad social skills and no filter suddenly being cast into the Internet’s limelight for the whole world to see... what could go wrong?

Because all of his fucking snowflake followers think that he can do no wrong. Everything he does is AWESOME!!!! Any notion otherwise, is FAKE NEWS!

Don’t forget these other great Republican values:

Maños - The Horns Of Fate