Is this really a good idea, though? I mean, a woman POTUS and VP? Won’t their cycles sync up and wreak havoc on the White House plumbing?

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Her own version of the events is poking holes in the story she posted on Tumblr. She and a friend were in a fight with a couple, she maced them, and then got indignant when the bar they happened to be in front of wanted nothing to do with their noise? It seems like she has a massive chip on her shoulder, what with…

At first I thought your headline read “violent ejaculations”. Which would have been more fun a story.

I’ve been standing here since the last show. Wonder if my kids remember me.

But seriously- Publix is an awesome super market.

Papa John is a giant douche, so I don’t feel sorry for him.

Dads who go to their son’s college football practices are going to be trouble. Especially when the kid is 5-7, 170. (He’s not going pro, dad.)

“Having a child doesn’t mean you have to stop living your life and limiting where you go...”

Actually, that’s exactly what it means. Having a child means changing your lifestyle significantly.

• I pick this one: “She visits her grandmother’s house for the first time when she’s old enough to pay for her own seat, iPad, and Beats by Dre headphones.” Keep your kid out of my underseat space. It’s mine. I bought it. Your kid is your problem. If she’s not old enough to fly, then she’s not old enough to fly.

Cocaine is awful. All it does is bring out everyone’s inner asshole while simultaneously making them think they are super-interesting. It’s the worst.

What the fuck goes on at Boy Scout camps

You should probably discuss this with a therapist.

And here I thought Browns fans were from Cleveland...

If anyone knows about going down easily, it's a soccer player.

Crossfit is a retarded cult.

We've come the wrong way, baby.

That would be nice if he actually had his hands raised

CNN, Fox, Gawker, MSNBC, Buzzfeed, Twitter, HuffPo... it's safe to say that they all got what they've been hyping/advertising.

My friend had one of those, we put a cat back and a cold air intake on it and a better shift knob. We got like 115 more HP. He had to sell it because we went cruising this one time and after blowing the doors off some GTRs we went to Arby's and couldn't work the drive through because the car is so low and the…