Look. I can’t believe I have to say this, but if you are in a professional situation of any sort, and a decent human being, and an individual of any sex two generations younger than yourself asks you to have a drink in a bedroom, the answer is no. It’s super easy. Does this individual look like they’d happily hang…

I guess I’m on team “Rudy is a fucking creepy weirdo racist who was a terrible mayor for my city and anything that embarrasses him is a net positive because I hate him.” But you do you.

Double patty hamburger on sourdough bread and onion rings. My lunch was Taco Bell. I’m a trash person who loves trash food!

Just picked up some fish tacos that are quite tasty

Homemade beef stew. Now that the weather is getting chilly, it hit the spot just right.

Don’t put off till tomorrow what you can do today,Rush!

So, what did you have for dinner? I fried fish, and I don’t fry stuff often. 

Adding to the debate mess, the Trump campaign has made sudden demands on the focus of the third debate only three days before the actual event and has accused of the moderating board to be pro-Biden. The big issue is that they want it to focus completely on foreign policy, almost certainly because they are really…

That woman in the Boston clip has to be a parody.  Not even Rachel Dratch is that over the top.  Good for her.

You missed the part that said “Use BLACK ballpoint pen,” to BLACKEN the oval. Yeah, this is going to go well!

Use a black pen when filling out your ballot!

you want “Soc’lisn”

I just need to say here that as an attorney who has been practicing for 25+ years and who has seen a lot of otherwise smart male lawyers do very dumb things when they have attractive female clients, I find that heart at the end very concerning.

I’m surprised it took this look to get this answer. The GOP wants to kill the USPS and a MB logo is just another alternative fact in that mission. 

“WHAT KIND OF BULLSHIT, WELFARE ABUSING, GOVERNMENT OVERSPENDING IS THIS?! A FUCKING MERCEDES IS DROPPING OFF MY MAIL?! I CAN’T EVEN AFFORD A NEW FUCKING KIA, AND I’M PAYING THAT ASSHOLES SALARY TO DRIVE A MERCEDES?! NO WONDER TRUMP WANTS TO KILL THE USPS, THIS IS BULLLLLSHIITTTTTT”

My guess is to avoid tax payers getting upset about buying foreign vehicles.

This is logic that only makes sense in government: Spend an inordinate amount of money to re-badge tens of thousands of mail trucks in order to maintain the appearance of being thrifty.

I still have my PS3 and Wii. Why the hell would I get rid of my PS4?

I’d like Mercedes to step slightly away from the “luxury” side of things and right into “high quality” what I perceive they used to be.

You need to make your own blog. This is tacky.

Possibly the most shocking thing about the phrasing of the tweet was Trump referring to them as “my representatives.” You are not a king, you asshole. They are the PEOPLE’S representatives.