He prints out his “best” tweets to review and for others to admire. He’ll even sign your racist tweet and send it hand delivered to your office. 

Trump is a Jerk, sure, but he’s also a terrorist cult leader.

Metal Healthcare requires gun owners to leave their weapons at Gun Ranges or Hunting Lodges. 

THANK YOU DAVID

Paul, I think what a lot of the presidents mouth-frothy supporters dont understand is that Obama supporters dont line up to suck his dick for all the bad things he did. The president is supposed to be a moral guide for the country more than anything else, speaking clearly and softly. The base that supports the…

If his faculties continue to decline at this pace, he’ll only amp up the Adderall until his fat heart gives out. 

YEAH YAHOO ONLY WORKS IN ALL CAPS.

And basic skills.  

Whys the Wax-Rock so skinny?

I think we’ll reintroduce slavery with migrants before we re-educate anyone. “Work Camp” sounds better than “Concentration Camp”. Inevitably there will be Death Camps too.

Why does it look like a Chevy Tracker?

I assume hes always standing in a pile of his own feces. 

The secret is overt racism. 

Cool Ranch only works on Doritos, therefore the instant winner. Nacho Cheese is at home on a Cheese Doodle, Cheese Ball, popped corn kernel, Cheeto, and Pringle. Cool Ranch is the definitive Dorito.

This. 

It’s about time that America has an adult conversation about what it means to be human.

It’s about time that America has an adult conversation about what it means to be human. 

I gave her some money this AM when I got her email. You should do the same. 

Use clear drapes.

Morality, Law, Education, Liberty. The Pilgrims Pledge.
We treat all who are peaceful with respect and humanity.
We follow the law of the land as agreed by our forefathers.
We educate as a force of prosperity for future generations.
We fight for freedom above all.