Jason... c’mon.

More like sensual communications, amiright? 

She’s a basic Josef Mengele.

.05% transaction Tax on all US stock and bond trades.

.05% transaction Tax on all US stock and bond trades.

All hail Megasquid

why is it always applebees?

My moms weed fudge cupcakes were really good the day after she passed.

America, where starving on stale bread and condiments is “middle class”. 

Seaworld Orlando doesnt have a lot of vegetarian options, but I found a Veggie Burger at the Spice Mill. I was very hungry and sat down to eat. The patty was dry. Freezer burned. The bun was stale, and the iceberg lettuce was wilted and bruised. The flavor and mouthfeel was so bad I started to gag, like I was chewing…

Nope. 

Why is the finest ingredients a lead acid battery?

Antlers are not horns. Full stahp.

I dont sit on me bumber errday. 

Anger, is an unreasonable reaction to other peoples cars.

What is this, a click-baity article with good content about fiscal responsibility?

My face is so wet this morning.

Dont we all?

this is a bit rough. Body dysmorphia or whatever is a symptom of a complicated mental health condition. 

She’s actin’ kinda shady, talkin’ bout her daddy.