If his faculties continue to decline at this pace, he’ll only amp up the Adderall until his fat heart gives out. 

YEAH YAHOO ONLY WORKS IN ALL CAPS.

And basic skills.  

Whys the Wax-Rock so skinny?

I think we’ll reintroduce slavery with migrants before we re-educate anyone. “Work Camp” sounds better than “Concentration Camp”. Inevitably there will be Death Camps too.

Why does it look like a Chevy Tracker?

I assume hes always standing in a pile of his own feces. 

The secret is overt racism. 

Cool Ranch only works on Doritos, therefore the instant winner. Nacho Cheese is at home on a Cheese Doodle, Cheese Ball, popped corn kernel, Cheeto, and Pringle. Cool Ranch is the definitive Dorito.

This. 

It’s about time that America has an adult conversation about what it means to be human.

It’s about time that America has an adult conversation about what it means to be human. 

I gave her some money this AM when I got her email. You should do the same. 

Morality, Law, Education, Liberty. The Pilgrims Pledge.
We treat all who are peaceful with respect and humanity.
We follow the law of the land as agreed by our forefathers.
We educate as a force of prosperity for future generations.
We fight for freedom above all.

Jason... c’mon.

More like sensual communications, amiright? 

She’s a basic Josef Mengele.

.05% transaction Tax on all US stock and bond trades.

.05% transaction Tax on all US stock and bond trades.

why is it always applebees?