My moms weed fudge cupcakes were really good the day after she passed.

America, where starving on stale bread and condiments is “middle class”. 

Seaworld Orlando doesnt have a lot of vegetarian options, but I found a Veggie Burger at the Spice Mill. I was very hungry and sat down to eat. The patty was dry. Freezer burned. The bun was stale, and the iceberg lettuce was wilted and bruised. The flavor and mouthfeel was so bad I started to gag, like I was chewing…

Nope. 

Why is the finest ingredients a lead acid battery?

Antlers are not horns. Full stahp.

I dont sit on me bumber errday. 

Anger, is an unreasonable reaction to other peoples cars.

What is this, a click-baity article with good content about fiscal responsibility?

My face is so wet this morning.

Dont we all?

this is a bit rough. Body dysmorphia or whatever is a symptom of a complicated mental health condition. 

She’s actin’ kinda shady, talkin’ bout her daddy.

Freedom Funnels. 

Nobody is calling it that. 

Whats got 4 wheels but isnt a car?

ACE runs along the 8th ave of Manhattan, BDFM runs along 6th avenue. As a part of the B division, the B train and the other Alpha denoted B division trains service nearly 1 billion passengers a year.

The tower cant be too tall otherwise they wouldnt be able to see the subway. 

Is this fake news?  I think this is fake news. 

Good.