Playboy Hustler might do the trick.

If it wasnt for you libtards Trump would have done better - 4 MORE YEARS!!!

Its almost as if the president is a lying scumbag from Queens.

I’m kind of surprised the Trumps didn’t burst into flames upon arrival. Pope looks like he is confronting the antichrist.

Closed fisted next time.

Spicer: “The leaks are all false.” *breath* “Those poeple leaking this classified information are who we should really be investigating”.

From all the breitbart, I assume its him, interesting he lets others post on his wall. Maybe its time for some laundry airing.

What a lovely bunch of tiny cocksuckers.

Undead.

Fox News: Everything the MSM says about Trump is false.
Talking head: How do you know?
Fox News: Because he said so on Twitter.

The red stuff is cancer?

Bud hey, check out this map of the election results!

Alternative words.

I believe its actually mediary, as in providing mediation between government and the people.

Bigly Stupid.

Amen.

Im pretty sure this will be a Charles Hurt column.

Its almost like the president is a lying piece of shit scumbag from Queens, and his supporters are lying piece of shit scumbag wannabes.

Foot surgery. 

FUCK THE MISSING FUCKS AND FUCK TRUMP AND FUCK HIS FOLLOWERS AND FUCK RUSSIA. FUCK FUCK. FUCK. #FUCKITALLTOHELL