Ahem, CUUUUUUNNTWAYYYYYYYY!!!!! I just want to scream until her dead eyes hemorrhage. 

I never thought I would become a business man, but here we are. The most successful business people find good, intelligent people and let them do their thing. Great business leaders give guidance, not directives, so that the individuals can take ownership of their accomplishments and earn the respect of their…

“I moved on her like a bitch, but I couldn’t get there. And she was married. [...] I did try and fuck her. She was married.” - The President of the United States of America

“I did try and fuck her. She was married. I moved on her like a bitch” - The President of the United States

no more porkin in front of the car.

Cruz loves suckin that tiny D for some reason.

That’s some bad hat, Jim.

Serve the 1%.

“But Kelly is a girls name” - my life growing up.

I cant wait for young Bantam Draft to play for the Penguins.

If only she brought a gun to the stadium she could have fired back.

Its almost as if he has no idea what hes doing.

Its almost as if she has no idea whats shes doing.

Never forget that she had sex with Donald once.

CAN WE JUST STOP USING THE WORD “FOLKS”? I Swear 4 years ago I would NEVER hear that word in discourse or on television. Today its every other word.

Have some soup.

it’s almost, almost as if, the rich don’t care about people who make less than them. Send them to battle and let those who will not be rich suffer the consequences of their actions. Fukem.

i hope you have a mixtape. #burnsohard

it’s it weird as an agnostic with an atheist view of the universe sill prays for the cool pope to continue to spread the words of virtue amd kindness? I’m afraid i might be catholic.