You hold a scotch glass for 23 1/3 hours a day and see what that does to your wrist, smart guy.  

Much better to ingest and absorb the killer, competitive instinct of the bovine.

More importantly, what does Manfred think about Hader’s desire to market himself?

#MePew

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I fully expect that if Trump’s tweets were to actually get him in any trouble, he would vehemently deny that he ever had any control over the account, and even if he did control the account, he was just kidding, and even if he wasn’t kidding, they were just words and words can’t hurt people, and even if they did hurt…

Much like some of their front office, it appears these issues were hiding in plain sight.

20 dollars says this fucking guy says he’s capable of having sex for 15 hours straight, when in actuality 14.5 of those hours are spent not even touching, but in separate rooms licking a crystal in a prostrate position.

We filthy yanks do use “school” that way, just not “university.” You “attend school” or “go to school” but you “attend a university.” Even while attending a university, you would say you were “going to school.”

As I noted to friends after reading Deadspin’s initial article relaying Fedora’s comments, Fedora’s not rejecting science so much as he’s espousing an ideology that’s pervasive in football.

His comments actually made me realize (somehow for the first time ever) that football at every level is made up of primarily…

It’s great news that the cops kept their composure and didn’t commit any “shooting fouls”

Not recorded in the body cam footage were the words to his partner as he jumped back in the cruiser.

Got a scouting report on either of these two players?

reporters under attack in dc isn't exactly news, patrick.

Tying everything to graduation confers even more power (vastly more) on the entrenched university power structure. Athletes should be paid for their being good and enjoyable athletes, not for appeasing academic administrators. I hate this idea very much.

I have two years before my PSLF absolves the rest of my debt. I’m terrified, too. 

Student loans are the crisis of our generation that will bubble over and destroy us all (if this presidency doesn’t kill us all first). My SO wants to teach high school science and I’d have been a 3rd generation Social Worker, but we have hella loans and made different life choices to be able to re-pay them. I am terri…

“A guy I went to high school with is in the news! I’d better write an article about it so everyone knows I have a connection to someone more famous than I am!”

We ask our players 20 days a year — game days — to restrict their statements.

“Not just three square meals”