“It was easy getting green, what can I say.”

That’s a nice little promotion you have there. Be a shame if something happened o it.

To the contrary, I find it very helpful when these people reveal themselves. Kevin McHale didn’t magically become this way in 2016.

clearly your social studies teacher was scott bakula mid-leap

I went to middle school just outside of Duluth (Cloquet: Home of the only gas station that Frank Llyod Wright designed!) and my 6th grade social studies teacher played high school ball with McHale. He told us about this a lot.

Never have heroes.

Speaking of the good old days, I remember when the wives of NBA executives used burner accounts to tweet their complete fucking nonsense.

Mining was a huge part of our lives growing up—- Fed our families.

And yet, ICE isn’t lifting a goddam finger to separate these parents from their kids.

Try being a woman and walking into a car dealership. The patronizing, “aw shucks little lady” treatment is enough to make you vomit. It’s why I’ve been putting off buying a new car for months.

I was with you until this nonsense:

At least he got Mexico to pay for it.

When it comes to cheering for Mexico, Landon Donovan is building a wall between himself and his teammates, and his reputation is paying for it.

I deal with the goddamn customers so the engineers don’t have to. I have people skills. I am good at dealing with people.

Be Best!

There’s no crying in...oh, wait...nevermind.

If I were the son of one of the greatest basketball players of all time I would want to do something as far away from basketball as possible so I wouldn’t be compared to my dad. I also would want to go by my middle name.

Stan Van Gundy looks like a guy running a bootleg Tony Robbins motivational seminar in an airport Radisson somewhere.

You got to admit, this soldier is single handedly increasing the crime rates in the greater San Diego area.