Between scoring little league baseball and running the clock at basketball, I should just take up criminal defense as a stress-reliever.

Thanks to many years of being the scorer for my son’s teams. You pick up a thing or two along the way, especially when you have to defend yourself against a dad demanding a hit for his kid, or demanding an error if his kid is pitching.

Now I want the video of his wife plunking him on his next plate appearance.

What kind of Leave it to Beaver family is this? When I get home my wife is drinking wine and watching the Bachelor, and my kids are texting each other from their adjacent bedrooms.

I learned to love baseball through my Mom. She grew up in the 50s going to Fenway, skipped school to see Ted Williams’ last game, has a ton of autographs, was there when Maris hit 61, and has a cool ash tray from the restaurant Brooks Robinson opened in Baltimore.

He was a world-class rebounder and defender, but there have been other NBA players that fit that description while also being superior passers and scorers.

How dare you omit the most important fact about this man?

“MAGA supporter” and “Vividly believes he’s living in a mid-90's hood movie” is one hell of a venn diagram.

Dave this is fantastic. Warms even my cold lawyer heart.

there’s absolutely nothing wrong with this. if I was a MLB player I would have refused to play for my team over Memorial Day weekend while they wore their disgusting camo bullshit uniforms. she’s an idiot for believing what she does but someone shouldn’t be forced to show support for a cause they disagree with

So, tell the truth. It doesn’t cost nothing.

Ah yes, the Facebook clause. 29 United States Code Section 438(a)(4)(F)(iii) - if you can’t find the child’s birth certificate, a facebook, instagram, snapchat will be deemed an acceptable substitute unless such facebook, instagram, or snapchat post has filters with dog ears that block more than 40% of the subject’s…

do you know how to read? if maddon believes in “old school” baseball rules, then he’d be cool with a pitcher headhunting the player who deserved it. in this case, rizzo deserves “old school” retribution.

something tells me that these “old school” baseball rules will suddenly disappear from the cubs lexicon when Rizzo see’s a four-seamer coming at his head.

I hear Mark Twain is doing good work these days. Maybe he should collabo with Fredrick Douglass?

Bill Simmons: Okay, since you’re a girl, I’ll walk you thru this

Great, so now he can get a jump start at eroding the self worth of black people by switching him to the juvenile division. Is this for real?

Ironically, I doubt there are any white nba players that he’d dumpster dive for.

Silver lining here being that fewer co-eds were subjected to Lane Kiffin dick picks.

Does that sentence still work if you remove “mechanic?”