“Monetary incentives have a pernicious and debasing effect on our sacred institutions,” declares guy wearing nametag at conference sponsored by Allen & Co.

She won more than 18 singles titles. That was her Grand Slam singles total.

Oh bummer, this all sounded great until it stumbled into East Coast-bias land.

Before you show your child anything vet the movie first with a re-watch. The movie plays differently for a concerned parent. Language and imagery all of a sudden become aggressive to you.

This is a bad blog, which you have blogged badly.

the fix is to stop watching this shit so they stop over paying these steroid junkies.

I want my 5 minutes back.

The biggest near-miss (or I guess direct hit) in the entertainment world was the 2007 Writers Strike, which caused NBC to develop an unscripted show called The Apprentice, which cemented Trump as some sort of very smart and successful businessman in the minds of hillbillies across this great land of ours.

I thought the OJ take was a good one. So many moving parts to that one that could have saved us all from Kardashian hell!

Ratting out a AAA pitcher would have been pretty heinous. Not “calling the PGA from our couch because you saw some golfer fart, causing his ball to roll forward one inch” heinous, but it’s pretty bad.

How much time do you think Rovell will spend over the next few years checking every day to see if this shop shuts down so he can tweet out a “I told you so” message?

I was raised Mormon, went through that whole women’s program bs, worked at girlscouts for a summer as woke teen, left church as teen, raised my child alone and can say this proudly. I was on a camping date with a proud outdoorsman who said “I will build a fire this is how, I am an eagle scout”, he spent 20 minutes/…

A Mets Nursery Rhyme by Hollow Log

I remember when I was so thrilled to get that new issue of SI, and I’d flip right to the back page to read Reilly.

I love pretending that I don’t have any idea what an Eagle Scout is when I go back to visit family in Utah. It is hilarious to listen to people try to explain why I should be impressed by this gender exclusionary accomplishment.

Self awareness tip: If 90% of people you meet say you’re an asshole, there may be something to it.

...and we shall deliver unto Him two franchises to decimate

the following scene ensued at Heimlich’s final court appearance

No shoes in the living room? Not my kind of party....

His attorney? Rudy Giuliani.