Hope to see you down the road.

I have nothing but great memories working here and covering four World Series, three Super Bowls, three NBA championship runs, a Stanley Cup and two U.S. Opens.

Turner is going to be so pissed off when he realizes that he never had the ball.

Two of Trump’s nominees had to turn down the opportunity to serve on the council.

“I knew a well-respected doctor from Michigan, and - great guy, you should have seen the way people talked about him, Joanna said he was great, the whole of State, which is a top-notch school, the board of directors, the king of the school, everyone and that’s not something Hillary would ever say - he was supposed to…

still waiting for crusty Dennis Miller’s brutal take down. Didn’t know his joke’s were served like Comcast appointment hours.

Putting your racquets in checked luggage... Monfils’ lowest percentage play of the year.

Hmm, what are the odds he’d bump into the volleyball team and she’d spike his chances? Maybe it was set up.

Rick, Rick, this is your cousin Marvin. Marvin Barry. You know that shooting motion you’ve been look for? Watch this grandma!”

Do the unwritten rules apply to people who can’t read or write?

He’ll never be a Cardinal.

Listen, when Wharton graduates its students, they’re not sending us their best people. They’re not sending you. They’re not sending you. They’re sending people that have lots of problems, and they’re bringing those problems with them. They’re bringing drugs. They’re bringing crime. They’re rapists. And some, I assume, …

I didn’t know what to make of all that draft coverage until Schefter added his 4 cents.

The terrible part is the league has an 83 run mercy rule.

I’m sure 75% of her conversations about Ginobili revolve around the fact that he’s stolen his roster spot from a nice real American like Danny Ferry back in 2003.

Maybe she has breathing problems?

“Here in Cincinnati, we prefer our black men to reinforce racist stereotypes.”

I hope ROY voting hasn’t closed yet

Will Shortz makes your shitz well?

I think it was Waylon Jennings who said “If I had known I was going to live this long, I would have taken better care of myself.”