While I don’t question the ultimate point, isn’t it a bit of an unfair question to ask if you’re smarter than the person next you at Arizona State? http://www.phoenixnewtimes.com/news/10-times-arizona-state-university-got-dissed-in-pop-culture-8240630

It’s tough to blame Novak for not buying into the Agassi comeback approach. I mean, how would you react if your coach told you it was time to divorce your wife, do some meth, and start angling to break up the best player on the WTA’s marriage just so you could resurrect your tennis game?

Also he should be pushed into a river to see if he sinks or floats and if he floats he should be burned at the stake.

After the ejection, Devin Kurant went on Instagram to say that the no-call was bullshit and Kevin is very handsome.

Not sure why the investigation only taking a day is a big deal. If you claim that your hair was cut in a specific office at or around X hour and video shows that you were nowhere near that place before, during, or after X hour, I’m not sure why we’re acting like the school is sweeping the issue under the rug.

“Candygram for Mango... Candygram for Mango...”

I’d prefer singing telegram...

And this is what separates the average white dude from the rest of us:

Not knowing his specific objections, there are some. Mostly that you get put on the same list for peeing in public as you do for raping children. Kinda hard to separate the people who did a silly thing from the horrible monsters if you put them all in the same bucket.

A rollicking ice cream social at Liberty University?*

Our middle school had a rule that kids couldn’t wear sweat pants (it was the late ‘80s), and 7th grade me thought it was so stupid. I asked my Dad, who was a principal at an elementary school, why, and he just looked at me and said, “Boners.” There has never been a more obvious answer to a question.

Cities are too diverse and scary. Layup Township, maybe?

We’re going to try to get easy baskets.

No matter what, this kids will learn to respect the National Anthem and the National Invitation Tournament!

This is reminding me of the most rage-inducing incident I ever saw re: tennis commentating. Before the semi-finals of a grand slam, a commentator (not a former player) had on Evert and some dude who ONCE was in a grand slam semi-final to talk about how the players must be feeling getting ready for the match. Evert was…

Yeah, but he’s not shrill. You know, like woman always are.

John McEnroe commentaries are the worst.

The NCAA will waive Sean Miller’s show cause penalty if he serves 5 years at Pitt.

serious question, as an ESPN apologist, where are all of you who were so certain Skipper’s resignation were due to some more nefarious character defects than substance abuse? where are all of you who couldn’t help but suggest that he had to have had a history of sexual assault soon to come to light in the MeToo…