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Who has the better fitness regimen, Tom Brady or Federer? How is this possible?!?

Boarding the plane last is a benefit, not a detraction. Who wants to sit on the plane longer? Yeah yeah overhead bin space, just check your damn bag (at the gate, they will almost ALWAYS give free gate check on every flight). If it means a half hour less of sitting on an airplane, I’ll wait for my stupid bag at the…

Does this rule include dogs? Because if not, boy do I have a movie for you, “Air Bud: Fifth Year Senior.”

That’s 35 dog years.

Counterpoint:

When I am at NBA games I like to think there is a possession arrow, but its the “call fairness” arrow. So like after the Nuggets get jobbed on another BS call, that in some fantasy world of mine the refs when they are ready to make another shitty call against Denver, will look over at the score table and be all “Oh…

Steve McNair went to Alcorn State, not McNeese State.

He expects all the Dolphins to stand for the national anthem??

He’s gonna be waiting for a while... they’re still working on trying to evolve opposable thumbs.

Chris Berman can’t be racist. Some of his best friends are Tom Jackson.

“Hey, this is Chris Berman, leaving a message for Jemele ‘slavery was actually a good thing is the’ Hill ‘I pick to die on.’ Wait that wasn’t very good. Gimmie a second....Uh...Fuckin’ N-*beep*”

“...and the US needs to go BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK BACK to segregation”

Let’s kick it over to “Je-waterMELEon-Hill”

I’ve got five bucks saying this was it.

I thought going to Harvard made you an East Coast Elitist.

Aw man, it’s so beautiful, when a man, and a woman, bring a little bundle of joy into the world and then he disavows paternity but also sets up an irrevocable trust on behalf of the baby, who will never want for anything in this mortal world but a simple sign of love from the patrician-but-tacky old man who brings a…

Like everything else about the Patriots, this story is listed as QUESTIONABLE.

Wonderful reminder that D-wade and LeBron will be remembered long after angry fox blonde #x4671-2

You’d only have to take on most of ’Zo for it; Jeff Van Gundy’s got the left calf on lockdow... wait, nope, no he does not.

If they offer that jersey in Alonzo Mourning I will fucking fight anybody except Alonzo Mourning for it.

The hot rumor here in Fort Collins is that the Rams want CSU hall of Famer Becky Hammon to be their next coach

Do you think their parts are on opposite sides because they look at each other instead of mirrors when they do their hair?