“Thoughts and prayers. And a full shipment of bootstraps, just in case.” - The GOP

He should consider himself lucky.

I am the first to admit my 5 year old son can be annoying as fuck. He’s also 5 and probably doesn’t deserve to be insulted — and being called an annoying fuck is, in fact, an insult — by a grown man broadcasting to thousands of people.

Ummm ok? It’s still incredibly inappropriate for someone with no relationship to said child to call them a “pissant” on a regional radio station.

In terms of pure design and color scheme you may be right. But there is NOTHING more 90s than naming your entire team after a Jurassic Park creature.

To be fair, Fallin doesn’t follow boxing, so she probably just assumed he was a running back OU was recruiting.

Half man, half octogenarian

At least he didn’t kneel in solidarity with victims of police brutality. Could you imagine how awful that would have been?

Clear out the top 10% of the hierarchy, make it mandatory a female coach is in the room at all times and PARENTS- think hard about how important a place like Karolyi Ranch really is. As a parent of a level 10 gymnast I would never have agreed to send her there as a minor (some as young as 8 years old), alone for 20…

There actually are protections, they are just often only laughably enforced. Every university (AFAIK) requires that the decision to hire family members be made by an “independent” party like the AD rather than the coach themselves. Shockingly, this doesn’t seem to change the results much.

Ok, crazy plan here: We buy one of those industrial floor scales, the kind they use in warehouses, and install it flush with the floor of an entryway that Frump will visit. We just have to make sure we can isolate him on the scale. We could also hide it under the carpet they roll out when Air Force One lands. Who’s…

Similar feet here - 14E flippers with barely a hint of arch. I had good luck with the Saucony Guide line when I used to run ~10m per week. Strong pronation control that didn’t feel restrictive or boxy.

To be fair, Mississippi would be the most likely state to insist marriage requires a Miss and a p-p.

Dad Efficiency Rating (DER)

I always think that if I have enough money where I have unlimited time on my hands, I’d be in really good shape.

Good for them!! It’s about time the Native American population stole something from the white aggressor.

[Ring throws hat back]

me reading benoit’s assclowns takes.

The limo’s parked around the corner, like at the end of Blazing Saddles.

Okay so