“We have a CORPORATE welfare system that’s trapping people in poverty and effectively paying people not ENOUGH to work,” Ryan said Wednesday, The Hill reports. “We’ve got to work on that.”

“A judge does not come to sentencing without having made their mind up.”

Shit, well, now who is Trump going to root for in the Olympics?

At least it will be a dry hot seat in 2019.

I can think of no worse model for running a football team than the modern CEO. Unfortunately, I can think of no more apt analogy for the way the NCAA FBS schools run their programs, with a head coach that has no loyalty to the program, no accountability for its success or lack of it, is able to make millions while his…

I have no doubt that he will put a lot of points on the scoreboard of life for everyone in this community.

I defy you to come up with a worse hire.

Few things are more unsettling than seeing someone who is not charismatic trying to be charismatic.

Yes I read that. You think it’s a lot of money, but depending on where you live it doesn’t go far. Even here in Florida, where you can still buy a house for under 100k, you’re going to be paying high property taxes, sales taxes, both auto and homeowners insurance are hugely expensive here.

Great article! With your permission, my fellow editors and I would like to include it in the forthcoming anthology, 99% of Americans Imperiled By House Tax Bill.

Lord knows that when I look back on all the women I’ve loved, I primarily think about the men they worked for.

That’s the face of a man realizing that his ceiling as an analyst may be the CBS Sports Network.

‘Why are these no good ni66ers always complaining about racism?’

They’re not going to spend a ton of money of fabric because they know fans are just going to end up burning them at some point anyway.

“I’ll never forgive him. But I’m not ashamed.”

ESPN just aired a segment featuring a highlight reel of just the home runs from last night. It lasted 6 1/2 hours.

Two perspectives from earlier. I’m too tired to comprehend the historical significance here.

I’m assuming the old guys added Castellanos at the last minute to replace Mia Hamm, whom they nominated for the 22nd consecutive time despite the fact she retired over a decade ago.

At this point only FIFA and Donald Trump have reached the “so mind-numbingly stupid that nothing they do surprises me” level.