At least we know the Adidas employees will look good in stripes.

I’m starting to think the NCAA’s proclamations of so-called “amateurism” are unfounded...

Are we sure “Blue Chips” wasn’t a documentary?

You might “accidentally” say something in private, but to take the time to type it out on social media, etc (then double down with “I said it”) leaves little room for excuses.

+4.50/5.00-ths of a joke.

White people joining the conversation about inequality is like kickers joining the conversation about football.

It was my favorite, too.

That plagiarism tweet was stealthy and beautiful, like a ninja sunset.

I heard standing for the anthem gets you a bonus 0.8 on the QB rating.

There are times when I think that reports of mediocre white men failing upwards are exaggerated, and then there are the times I read Jim Brady’s twitter.

Look, the only reason people think Trump is a white supremacist is because of the things he says and does. If the media would just stop reporting on the president, no one would think such mean thoughts about him.

That last paragraph is pretty tough. “Why hasn’t Andy Murray articulated perfect gender politics and cited all historical references?”

Also file under:

This is why Bob Davie can’t build a rapport with his athletes: They keep getting their bell rung back to early 1900's.

“I swear; I never touched him.” -Bob Davie

It’s particularly remarkable because this kid’s initial take was so mild - here’s my buddy; I hope he gets to play some! For Herbie the Smugbug to get all het up about this is so extra.

Gotta respect your elders big fella. You’re talking to a guy with skins on the wall. Dude threw five (5!) TD’s in his last 2 seasons. That’s more than one every fifth game! And only had 9 picks...LESS than one per game. What’s that? No, he didn’t win the Heisman but you aren’t the first to point out that travesty, I…

Sued by DOJ for refusing to rent to black people, ultimately settling the case (despite “never settling”), then sued and settles again for failing to live up to original settlement.

I like how three attorneys signed it so that each has plausible deniability over individual passages in that compost heap of a filing.

Oh, I can strip it down further. A very simple question, one that has been rigorously studied to the point where even the President of the United States can answer it: