. . . unless you go deep into the Ohio State corners of the internet . . . .

To be fair, Lalas quit playing on a middling European side for a big MLS payday before it was cool.

If you can convince Nick Saban that this has something to do with Harbaugh’s recruiting in Alabama then it will be on your desk within the hour.

He has people skills! He’s good at dealing with people! Can’t you understand that? What the hell is wrong with you people?!

Next step: get MLB to nullify and reschedule all 3300 games Angel Hernandez has ever been a part of

How fucking corrupt do you have to be to get banned by FIFA?! That’s like being too fat for KFC.

No, the BUT means she thinks there are other aspects to it that should be taken into consideration. I can understand her frustration. She grinds tournament in, tournament out and a drug cheat gets to come back and behave like she’s living out a fairy tale.

No, she understands rather well - it may be good business sense, but it’s also complete fucking bullshit.

“Certainly he’s good enough to be a backup. … But we have a good No. 2, a guy that fits our system that we have familiarity with. He’s here for the same reason that (Dolphins coach) Adam Gase goes back to (Jay) Cutler. We know exactly what we’re going to get from the guy. Physically, Kaepernick’s more talented, but…

Things are going to get very awkward when he shows up at Wimbledon.

He passed out with foot on brake or neutral.

At least one was asked by Duffy to jump into drivers seat to save him.

Not. One. Bit.

In this Serena era, she is cleary one of the 4-5 best non-Serena players, and she did it by actually caring to stick with the game when it would have been so easy to leave.

I disagree that she deserved her wild card slot. I think the US Open should have taken the same approach as Wimbledon (allowing her to get in via qualifying rounds, but not a wild card, which lets her jump right into the main draw).

Caught Sharapova practicing at the Open and she was absolutely hammering the ball. You could tell she could some noise. Talent aside, it’s amazingly difficult to root for her.

No.

If you’re a man...

hell yeah......that’s why i watch sportscenter......standings...i fuckin love to wait 20 minutes to see a static image of something i can also find by googling “baswba;; standibgs” while on the treadmill without breaking stride

Pretty sure the Chargers don’t need to worry about filling the position of trophy manager.