How this man isn’t our current Treasury Secretary is one of life’s enduring mysteries. We’d have been in good hands with him and Fed Chairman Jim Cramer.

Of all the morally reprehensible former power 5 college coaches to work with, he chose Lane Kiffin?

You could say it Blinded Him with Science.

Im sure these guys would do it for free.

World’s most depressing job?

It wouldn’t be a true Trump experience if someone wasn’t getting stiffed for work they did.

And the Obamas throw a big ass barbecue, President Obama in his mom jeans at the grill, Mrs. Obama as FLOTUS Emeritus, her mother making potato salad...

There are many sides to the violence between Zaza and ankles. Many sides.

That’s good news for Kevon Looney. Only Kerr and Klay and another K were going to be invited anyway.

Those Confederate guys are going to shit a brick when they find out a servant refused to go to the White House.

“Rather than putting pressure on the basketballmen of the Golden State Warriors to travel through crime-infested Washington DC, I will not invite them to The White House. Very Dangerous!!”

I can’t conceive of any universe, with football or without, in which everyone wouldn’t hate Dallas.

Once they’ve launched their new vertical Cumpete

An amazing article - I’m not in journalism but I write a lot of memos and email correspondence to and from high powered executives for transactions involving millions, if not billions, of dollars. Fear of something like this is why, even after 17 years in the business, I triple check every piece of writing before I…

His digital clock on order will skip from 2:31 to 2:33, just to avoid the painful reminder when it’s 28 to 3.

TBF I know a lot of dumb people with college degrees from all over, though.

They did already, I think it’s called the SEC or something.

Just to be that woman, the Americans have already won the World Cup three times.

1. Bo Jackson. Even today, it hurts to remember that Bo had his career cut short well before he had a chance to win a title in either baseball or football. He was so entertaining that winning was almost beside the point, but still. He’s immortal to anyone my age who played Tecmo Bowl, but I’d love to have that…

You forgot to add wears pants backwards. Thanks to Roy Williams for reminding the world about that hahaha.