I love it when a scrappy, heady, overachiever shows the grit to take it to a flashy, athletic, instinctive gloryboy.

Fun little tidbit of info: the ring was sized for Moises Alou’s middle finger.

That’s a really nice gesture, and something he can be way more proud of than his Marlins 2003 ring.

Moises Alou must be pissed. Also, he’s probably upset.

Beltre probably wouldn’t have signed a long-term deal during his last free-agent go-around if former commissioner Bud Selig had his way. Here’s the crux from Ken Rosenthal’s report:

His HoF bust should have a pressure sensitive head that results in a hidden fist punching anyone that touches it.

+ 1,000,000 for not traveling (once on the concrete)

Reince Priebus doesn’t feel.

I’m gonna go with having a sunken-in meth face at age 35.

Three feet or thirty feet, either way he makes the biggest putz.

“Some of y’all can count TO TEN?!”

In regards to playing professional football again, the Raven quoted

Actually, Charley might have the right idea. Jered Weaver is making $3 million this year to be useless on the mound.

If you spend too much time Stalin against Russia, they will go ahead and take the ball for an easy Putin.

My comment about this over on Fusion/Splinter

After Obamacare gets repealed, those medical merit badges will be way easier to get!

From the WaPo regarding donations from the Trump foundation: “Its smallest-ever gift, for $7, was paid to the Boy Scouts in 1989, at a time when it cost $7 to register a new Scout. Trump’s oldest son was 11 at the time. Trump did not respond to a question about whether the money was paid to register him”.

but if you think that his relationship with a ridiculous fraud who sells “recovery sleepwear” has anything to do with that accomplishment, you are either incredibly naive or willfully stupid.

He was just there to see the SS play.

That comment just made me blush and put a big exaggerated grin on my face!