John McEnroe as John Munch.

nothing to see here, bernie tomic is always that bad

Everyone: The Golden State Warriors are the stupidest, most ‘tech-asshole’ team in the NBA.
Sixers: Hold my beer!
Everyone: What the fuck? Is this in a dead mouse?!
Sixers: Trust the process.

I hate this shit so much. 1) Like Dan said, it’s a sex reveal, not a gender reveal. 2) I hate the adherence to the binary blue for boys, pink for girls element that seems essential to the stunt 3) I hate the idea that public consumption of a pregnancy, totally for internet attention, is now just a reality of having a…

— Reusable headline for the 2017-18 season

I’d be tempted to do one of these videos but make the color green and end the video by turning to the camera and saying, “We’re having a Velociraptor. We spared no expense.”

And then the screen goes black with a loud raptor scream from Jurassic Park.

Pacino: Say hello to my little friend.

So this will be the second time he’s portrayed a blind guy.

That Roddick match made me depressed for like two days. I was not even particularly a Roddick fan, but he’d had a great tournament and had been chasing Fed forever.

Orange snow fence + wiffle ball = problem solved

The last time I can remember when black people were recruited en masse for new job opportunities, it didn’t go so well.

If the agreement just says that the Garden must be available 3 times per year, yet no one ever asked them to use it, do they really owe anything?? It would be different if charities were frequently making requests to use it and the Garden never said ‘yes’.

If you think about it, segregation was a sort of performance enhancing drug.

Non-baseball fan has reasonable guess! Crucify them!

Other people who have said “Fuck Lavar Ball” without a fine:
1) The entire NBA AND NFL as a player
2) Anyone commenting to friends when Ball is seen entering a room
3) A woman (possibly to herself) on at least three separate occasions
4) Lavar Ball, late at night in moments of deep self reflection
5) The pope

*patiently waits for wetbutt23 to give us the real story*

I will be disappointed if at the end of this, he doesn’t come back with a new passion for the game, and a one man show about Abraham Lincoln.

I cringe as I type this:

In soccer’s defense, still 5 seconds longer than Rick Pitino.

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