This is actually why I have such a hard time with the Dark Twisty storyline. I keep picturing that goofy guy from Whose Line, and it just gets funny.

Unser = Rasputin

I thought it was "Token"

It was said twice on the internet so it must be true. Sorry Len Trexler, Buddy Rich, or Nikolai Jakov… join John Fitzgerald Archer on the "you are not the father" bench.

Jax in the Avatar state? So you're saying Aang came in and energy-bent all the bad out of him and he spent his days locked away?

The "Sons go to Ireland" season is when I stopped watching regularly. It's like when the Brady Bunch went to Hawaii. It used to be really good, and it's just gotten worse and worse as time went on.

They've got Christian Slater… I think it's totally plausible to work that one in.

And Wendy immediately calling the nearest child therapist to get Abel the help he so desperately needs, while putting on a "Daniel Tiger's Neighborhood" episode to give this kid something kind and gentle in his life.

On a break

I bet if they'd contacted Seth Green and the Robot Chicken guys, they could have come up with something pretty sweet. Or maybe just put Skeletor on a Vespa…

And almost as subtle.

I was thinking more… "he shooooooooooooot me downnnnnnnn, bang bang" (with way less emotional impact than the same song had in Kill Bill, obviously.

I am SO anxiously awaiting the reveal of what Zhu Li is up to. (Yes, I want her to do the thing.)

It's one of the "networks" that Suddenlink is providing customers in lieu of Viacom channels so they won't feel pressured to lower our basic cable bill every month even though they cut Comedy Central, Nickelodeon, Nicktoons, and Nick Jr.

Only it's ISIS from Archer. Lana takes them out with her giant man-hands, Pam finds a stash of cocaine and resumes her habit… an ocelot is a lot more logical than 90% of what we've seen the last couple of seasons.

He read the script. Body count was too high.

No no, what they need to do is line up eight characters - four SAMCRO members and four red shirts, erm, I mean newly introduced characters. You kill the red shirts first, threaten to whack Bobby twice, and then conveniently have a reason to not kill them.

Aang went to the swamp too. And got advice from the guy who does Whataburger commercials. (And it's the first place he saw Toph and the flying boar. I think there is some lovely symmetry to Korra finding her there.)

Well, because obviously THIS is the time for considered restraint in violently dealing with things. It's not like he's just going to drive down the street on his motorcycle shooting at… oh… wait…

I feel like I need to go watch Drew Carey reruns to get that image out of my brain.