Just imagine someone clutching their pearls because they showed up to a group dinner at a restaurant and there weren’t place cards.

The couture chick has terrible taste and seems really uptight/performatively bougie. 

Influencers go first. Especially vacuous shitbags like the horde of bleached, extension threaded airheads in the lede pic. Fucksake people, why would anyone think these dipshits are worth following? 

It’s bad MLM mascara. 

One token POC to cater for ‘diversity’ but not a single Asian or Latin representative....

Boy Mama is the DUMBEST influencer branding I’ve ever seen. 

“The trend in make-up right now removes individuality from a person’s face.”

I noticed the head tilt too...I guess one BB sees another BB tilting their head and thinks, “that’s sexeee!”¯\_(ツ)_/¯...that’s all I got.

Yes! Those teeth are very distracting. Is the toothy grin and head tilt compulsory?

Lots of bullshit around their world. Sometimes it’s pretty deep.

The blindingly white teeth that don’t in any way compliment anyone’s skin tone don’t fucking help either.  

Gawddamn...even the sista is basic...

FUCK. Every goddamned image in this story makes me want to puke. The deluded evangelical better-than-everyone fucks can croak.

Why are they all so frighteningly, unnaturally orange? Color-matching is a thing, ladies....

Honestly the Stepford wives look more individual.

Each and everyone of these women look like Fox news hosts!

Holy Stepford Wives, Batman.

What 💕 in the actual fuck 🤗🙋‍♀️ is the deal with this staccato 💅 style of captioning 😍

HOLY SHIT THAT’S A LOT OF BASIC BITCHES

As someone who grew up in evangelical culture, I am unsurprised that the lone black woman is styled to look EXACTLY like those white women. That’s the survival trick. The only way to achieve provisional acceptance is to seem exactly the same but tanner. All will be revealed if she starts to bristle at being the BBF, th…