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Yes, let’s hate on the NFL for supporting agencies that want to stop gang violence and give underprivileged children a better opportunity to succeed in life.

Have you seen his recent comments from LBJ’s show — in 2019??!! 

Are you going to enjoy Warren losing to Trump?  Do you want four more years of this shit?  Nobody wants to be in a life raft, but you take one when it’s the smart option.  Biden will win the swing states, look at the numbers.  Jump on the fucking raft and worry about progress after we avert tragedy.

Yeah I’d hate to have a candidate who is a sure thing in the three or four states that matter.  Go home!  We’re gonna roll the dice on a candidate that might lose to Trump...

The bride/sister may be an actual saint. The MOH/sister has a CLEAR need to be the center of attention at all times. 

The bride is far more gracious than I would’ve been if my sister said she wanted to be the center of attention at my wedding, which is exactly what you’re saying when you say you want to wear a T-rex costume to be someone’s Maid of Honor because TECHNICALLY they said you could wear “whatever you wanted” and that’s…

It’s not a joke, it’s a giant middle finger at spending thousands of dollars and putting ungodly amounts of pressure on ourselves just to please a bunch of people who, in the end, only want free food and drinks

Why is it an issue? He doesn’t have to prop up the natural gas industry just because they did a fundraiser.

hey i noticed the comments were closed on that “show us your fantasy football team” post. might want to tell your editors about that. anyway i know you said you were curious so here ya go.

QB: baker mayfield
RB: james conner
RB: leonard fournette
WR: julio jones
WR: josh gordon
TE: evan engram
FLEX: aaron jones
K: stephen…

Fracking is just a buzz word to scare ignorant people who don’t understand the process.

why can’t you just say they made a settlement offer for $400k? I hate the police/state as much as anyone but this makes it sound like its something completely out of the ordinary and not like it happens in 95% of all lawsuits. lazy journalism

Immigration and tax fraud

Also, if you do your independent research you can conclude that Ahmed Elmi is most likely a homosexual. You can also find copies of their marriage license and application and many items that suggest they are brother and sister. Albeit, I can’t confirm 100% that this stuff is true, but I think you’d have to be an idiot…

I even quoted from your comment so, cut the shit.

How will Jezebel find a way to blame men for what these women are doing to other women?

He’s a shining light of hope for people under 5 feet.

Good on him for surviving, but like Tiffany Haddish, I’ll never understand his appeal. Is it that he’s black and black people like to support their own despite their being significantly better, perhaps non-POC comedians out there?