Talk is cheap? I’d expect the starting QB to be a big Tash Talker. 

I am now doubling my gang donations in protest of the NFL.

It’s not, but a two-run lead is more valuable compared to a one-run lead than a three-run lead is compared to a two-run lead.

The examples he gave were solo homers and grand slams, so yes, he was comparing a 1-run lead to a larger even lead, and a 4-run lead to a smaller odd one.

Yes. The most common lead is 1, and that’s always the worst lead. So if you have the choice between having an even lead and an odd lead, you should always choose even.

Were you, dumbass?

...as you respond to zero of them.

So being rich is just as bad as violence. Got it. 

At least he didn’t say I HAVE A DAUGHTER

You didn’t take the four minutes to re-read it before you published it? Half of the words aren’t even yours.

It’s his job. What’s your excuse?

Jeter’s catch was the third out, unfortunately. 

Yes, stupid baby. 

Imagine Chris Thompson’s reaction next NBA season when a player who catches a pass and lands in the front row has to forfeit possession to the other team.

The defense is penalized for taking a live ball out of play. Not sure what’s so confusing for you.

Runners advancing when a live ball goes out of play is obscure? Okay then.

Because the NBA is more interesting when a tiny Asian man sits on the bench while large black men get to play. 

Lin was not traded to Toronto.

Yes. 

Congratulations on making the dumbest comment in history. Wow!