I check out guys all the time.

Oh yeah. They don't NEED the government interferring in their lives. Except for the things they need.

One Syrian among hundreds of thousands MIGHT have been involved in the attack?

So when ISIS says “If you take refugees from Syria, we will come to your country and kill your citizens” Cowards like this Bentley just roll over and say, Okay, we will meet your demands, just please don’t kill any Americans.

“....and the ho-oome...of the.....braaaaaaaaave”*

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Please continue to join me in praying for those who have suffered loss and for those who will never allow freedom to fade at the hands of terrorists.

What’s the over/under on catching him with a male prostitute and a duffel bag of meth and viagra? A week? Two weeks?

That was some nonsensical tossing of the word salad.

Yes. And it happens more than people want to admit, especially with high risk populations for all sorts of socio-psychological reasons. However, and this can't be said clearly enough: There is no situation whatsoever that makes it appropriate, legal, or not-damaging for an adult to have sex with a 12 year old.

My ear is iffy as fuck sometimes. I thought it was “got all these Starbucks lovers” in that song Blank Space.

*ta-bacca

dean mcDermott, dermot mulroney, and dylan mcDermott all need to change their fucking names so america stops being scared and confused

Original hair is so gorgeous!

AND CLOSE YOUR MOUTH.

Will this tell the person “You already invited her and she left the group so don’t put her back in” so that I don’t keep getting fucking Jamberry invites?

They led Ahmed into a room where four other police officers waited. He said an officer he’d never seen before leaned back in his chair and remarked: “Yup. That’s who I thought it was.”

I’m very skeptical of their story. When police take a bomb threat seriously, they evacuate the premises and send in a little robot to investigate/detonate it. This is straight up “this kid is a Muslim and an engineer which means he could grow up to be a bomb-making terrorist, so let’s give him a scare he’ll never…

“more insufferable mom blogging” is the funniest possible reaction to this piece, i love it

Meanwhile in California...

What a perfect reaction face.

Nothing funnier than watching a so-called liberal white person lose their shit when called on it.