omg what

Miss Lebanon didn't even spell "Israel" right in her stupid fucking post.

17 and still paralyzed - therefore, still a minor and reliant upon his parents - and says it was a lie. You know what, kid? You're good in my books because that takes a lot of guts.

I'ma just go with "Inbreeding + Booze".

I miss Pop Up Video!

I totally remember this and was saying to my husband the other day, "I remember when VH1 was nothing but pop up video and unplugged performances of people I didn't know."

It would also be interesting if someone sat down and figured out if photos of male students were just as edited as those of female students.

this is some INSANE SHIT

oh god what the fuck is a kyler

I'm heartbroken, I assure you.

Thanks for the lecture, mom! But I don't recall saying I fuck the guys who complain like children. In fact, my full and complete mockery throughout the comment section here should have been a pretty solid indicator that I laugh and laugh as I push them off of me. Then I keep laughing as I get dressed. Then I laugh…

I like to call it the Red Foreman.

Then you need better pants. Maybe you need to order some special pants online that are tailored to fit your specific body type. Or don't. But then don't bitch about your pants not fitting (and yes, part of FITTING is being comfortable).

Friend, they make condoms in all kinds of sizes. If you've got a donkey dick, then you maybe have to order specially made ones online. That's ok. I have big ass titties and have to order bras online. But I do order them, I don't just go without. We all have our crosses, ya know?

Right? Because absolutely none of the analogous things women have to do ever cause us the slightest discomfort or inconvenience. Hormonal BC? No side effects at all! Spermicide? Doesn't dissolve our lady parts one bit! Diaphragms? So comfortable you can't even feel them! Fertility awareness? Not an all-consuming…

This is hilarious and an excellent way of making the point but, even though I know you're kidding, I want to point out that there's no "too big for condoms" but there absolutely is "may be too big for a regular condom to operate at peak effectiveness."

Boobs are not feminist. Just because that boob wants its freedom doesn't mean it deserves it.

Good.

I just want to...emphasize this...um