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But...but....people are wailing and gnashing their teeth to the fact that it wasn't personally signed! Ohhhh the humanity!!!

Ewwwwwww.

Is it me though or does it kind of seem like the new tattoo is saying that the Japanese characters translate to "I'm sorry".

do you mind if I borrow, steal that statement to give to my friend who has a list if weird/random crap people say?

Nothing is worse than Subway. Nothing.

If my mother didn't have an abortion, I wouldn't exist.

Amen. While it may seem reasonable to teach your sons to be self sufficient future partners, is it too unreasonable to recommend people should also stop marrying useless fucktards?

I am trying to make all my kids have that internal shame (I do come from a military family and I have allergies, so I am at just below OCD levels), but somehow it is only taking in my son. My daughters are gross and proud of it. They will throw their used socks in with their shoes. They will put worn clothes back in

A major media outlet should VERY PUBLICLY volunteer to polygraph her father. If it's just a crazy thing she is saying, surely he would love to publicly clear his name. If he did do it, his refusal to the polygraph could be seen as de-facto confession.

Thank you. The implication that her trouble of late means we should question her statements more thoroughly made me uneasy, so I'm happy to see these reminders here. I understand why people would have more trouble believing her, but I really hope people don't just assume it's all lies because she's "crazy" or

Quick preemptive strike: 3 thinks about mental health and sex abuse which you should consider before commenting.

So many of the demons women battle were sicced on them by sexually predatory men.

I would .put it on my abs and thighs. But not my healthy butt, because Sir Mixalot.

Overheard at Dick's Headquarters: "Someone send that girl a yoga catalog!"

His farts sound like a rip off of Bono.

So her vet can find her.

I was like give Zach all the acting awards right now, she totally fooled me.

Full disclosure: I read the headline and it triggered very real post-Oprah show maternal disappointment in her like "DAMNIT LINDSAY GET IT TOGETHER WE ARE ALL ROOTING FOR YOU-"

It's October 3rd.

Oh right haha good one Linds!