Got married.

Hmmm, I submit three:

The amount of bad music I have had to pretend to like to sleep with cute boys can never be underestimated.

As the resident Paul Bunyan in many of my relationships, please don't do that. It's pretty condescending and infantilizing. I'm on to people who do it, and it makes me feel manipulated, and honestly, rather angry.

Oh no, I'm pretty sure they have a very high opinion of themselves. After all, only the sort of hubris bred from years and years of self-satisfied delusions can convince someone they have the right to make decisions about someone else's body.

GOD. FUCKING. DAMMIT.

(It is funny) You are right they reported me after I tried to have mine removed. Then they took me to the Dazed and Confused rooms and made me watch clips! "I stay the same age!" "Alright Alright Alright!"

Tell me I'm not the only one who made wizard robes and held a candlelit vigil/seance (with my other HP friends) when Fred was killed….

Hollywood threw him into romcoms (much like they did with Paul Newman early in his career)because he's good looking, but I think it's unfair to use that or his (admittedly odd) personality quirks as ammunition against his acting ability. He might be weird, but he can act. (I actually think he is "today's Paul Newman"…

I love Kim. I don't know why, I know it's dumb but all the irrational slut-shaming hate from "feminists" just makes me love her more.

All of the idiots that ripped on him for his supposedly bad acting had their butts handed to them at the last awards show.

You know what, though? Pepperoni Butt has way better social skills than most people on OK Cupid.

There was a creepy dude on Grindr, that told one of my guy friends what he wanted him to do. The exact words were, I kid you not:

There's a song in that...

it's not about me, specifically, and it should be about me, specifically

Yeah, yeah, implicated just seemed like a slightly more appropriate word that started with "implic-" . . I get what you mean by "implicit," but that word is generally used to describe concepts, ideals, morals, etc., I've never seen it used as an adjective for anything so concrete as a human being.

For pity's sake, People.

good comment. I feel similarly. Having grown up in an intense version of Christianity, I've always been confused by this. I've chosen to see it as something that is meant to have everything to do with the victim's healing and zero to do with the perpetrator. In my mind/definition it's a way of letting go of resentment…