I thought the movie was excellent, like an Amelie for Mark Shrayber

But it was more gross because she was impolite and inconsiderate. You can't go around a hospital spilling blood everywhere. That is unsanitary and not good for the other patients.

There is!! But it is for hemophiliacs:

I can't believe nobody has made an app called iBleed

I'm just curious about the type of people whose interests include both political satire, and One Direction. What a strange intersection.

I was going to say Hemingway. She would have sounded exactly like him if she'd talked more about drinks and ended up fucking Miguela.

Apathetic Peter battles Kabuki actor!

I think your reaction is what the ad industry refers to as a "desired response."

Ed Shearhan!

In this scenario, is "pie" code for "vodka" and "eating contest" code for "drinking contest"? Then I would believe it.

The store is called Coeur on 17th and Samson in Center City, a block away from Rittenhouse Square. The woman's name was Mona. She's the owner. She can be a little standoffish and, like I said, cranky, but she knew her stuff and was really nice and no-nonsense when you got used to her.

"Ah, I see you're a 32C. That means you have an outgoing personality but you require your alone time. You struggle to balance work and home. Sometimes you feel unheard, but you need to trust in your voice because your thoughts are important."

There is a gloriously cranky woman in Philadelphia who has a bra fitting place and it's the only place I buy bras now. I walked in for the first time and she took one look at my chest and shouted "NO! At least two sizes wrong! Get in the changing room right now!"

Both Roseanne AND The Cosby Show had terrible final seasons that should be deleted from the archives.

I loved that show and its followup at 8:30 Family Ties. I so wish the writers had done a crossover with the Huxtables and Keatons with the parents drinking beer together at Cheers. Greatest fantasy episode ever.

I get the joke now. I didn't used to be this slow. I blame my fancy new bionic cervix.

I mean, I know that society is patriarchal and women are expected to be sexy and sexually available no matter what we do in society, but I guess now I need to explain that to my sons?