McConnell’s day so far:

-Figured out way to get people off of his ass about an issue he does not actually consider an “issue”
-Gives “issue” to token black man.
-Can now claim he tried to do something about “issue”
-Has established a scapegoat when resolution to “issue” never materializes.
-Goes back to transferring…

Mitch McConnell chosen, huh? Fuck it. This is why I sleep with one eye open. I mean, they’re already spinning the narrative to blame black folks. I go to sites with the protests on the top and something about “black violence” underneath the article. Pathetic. And look, the police union boss wants people to “stop…

What pisses me off is fucking Walgreens. Every special price they have is “Two for xxxx.” One is their jacked-up full price. I live alone. I DON’T WANT TWO BOTTLES OF NYQUIL, I WANT ONE. Assholes.

It keeps you healthy

You gotta hand it to the Asians, they figure out how to game everything and make it 100% about money. They have this country figured out.

Imagine how many spit-ridden meals he’s eaten in his life...

my takeaway from this is that nitrites are good for your blood pressure so bring on the cured meats.

I’d be happier (slightly... minutely... happier) if they’d simply hire smarter people than that. I’m quietly confident such people exist.

We’ve spent so much time forgiving that they often see that as a weakness. If he had walked off or shot back with a not funny no doubt he would’ve been disciplined or fired. That is another part of this syndrome that no one addresses, the fact that ANY sign of anger or hurt when this is done immediately makes the…

“the forlorn alabastress”

There are both sides to climate change! There’s the ‘accepting climate change is real and we’re responsible’ side. And there’s ‘pretending it’s a Chinese Hoax while blithely marching our species to extinction in pursuit of blood money’ side.

That fine because in that case the colloidal silver acts acts as an antibacterial for surface contact with your wound. But don’t injest it like these crazy people did. 

Whenever people describe themselves as a person of faith or a patriot it’s always smart to watch your back.

Damn straight FDA approved fentanyl. And when people are in car wrecks or they’ve been shot, that is a GOOD thing.

I work in a “natural foods” type place and it takes all my self-control to not use the words “snake oil” when yet another person asks me about fasting or essential oils or CBD anything. And I say that as a longtime cannabis enthusiast who does believe in the effects of CBD - but only in combination with THC. CBD-only…

Trust me, those buildings were just as depressing when they were new.

Maybe that was the massage that worked and not the snake oil she was using to rub you down with?

Why didn’t this happen before it was okayed for sale to the general public?

In my extensive scientific studies, CBD does nothing, weed is fucking awesome.

You’ll notice that there’s actually not a huge variety of cars, compared to what we’re used to in the West.