(My inner Beavis and Butthead giggled at “Nut” Bar,and now I feel shame.)

I'm about to go to a conference in Dallas and haven't booked my hotel yet. Where was this location? I have no idea why, but I need this gift in my life!

so many bad idea’s. mostly involving a long night and some booze.

I’d say win in this case. You got a ridiculous Texas story to share on the internetz!

Yeah, the points are almost always the best way to go. How they can consider a bottle of water a “gift” I’m not sure.

But wouldn’t that branding iron brand “The Westin” backwards?

Shit, I usually don’t go for the gifts anymore because it’s 99% of the time a water bottle and a nut bar.

It was reported that fake bird calls were heard prior to the trucks fleeing.

Darn! I was hoping it was one of those almost-ingenious-enough ideas like the V8-6-4, an asymmetrical block with four cylinders in a “L” shape.

That was over the line. Congrats on your separation.

My favorite episode of Fast ‘n Loud only because Richard Rawlings
gets screwed in the end.

You poor bastard. Glad you freed yourself from that situation, that’s not way to live

Like some peoples Bond, he’s the only Ryan to me.

Did you give him cold Big Macs?

I would have liked to have seen Montana.

I was once diagnosing a loss of compression and fuel in the oil, so I naturally thought it was the rings.

Nice, Sears FTW! My brother had the Original Lobo, and I remember that thing being rediculiously fast. I, unfortunately had the Lobo 4x4, and that thing was a turtle that couldn’t get out of it’s own way.

When I was much younger and first learning to drive, someone told me that FWD cars couldn’t chirp tires. I forget the explanation as to why, but it sounded legit at the time. I was 17 and this was an age before Google. My experience with the internet at this age was via AOL. Anyway, one day I decided to really floor…

The ladies at the club weren't sufficiently impressed until I told them that my Chevy Beretta was, in fact, a Z26.