Maybe I should have defined reward:

Not on the attack but am curious, what your reaction would be if VW called for volunteers to educate the masses on historic beetles. Would you only do it if you got paid or would you do it as an obligation to the brand you love and have the opportunity to educate the ignorant on what has become your life’s obsession?

Wow...kids just can’t have fun anymore these days. When I was in third grade, we rode in Bluebird buses that had a flatnose and the engine in front. This meant that the engine compartment was inside, right next to the driver and the front door (picture below). Our bus driver, Jim, would let a kid sit on the engine…

Nothing wrong with an Escalade...Okay maybe there is. Avis gave one to me as a rental one week and it was one of the craziest experiences I have ever had in a rental. EVERYTHING in that thing beyond excessive. I just kept asking myself “why???” every four or five minutes.  It was fun to have for a week but to…

Wow you just described every president for the past ~6 decades?

After realizing I was named after fecal matter...I too would do something drastic. 

Writing and following this story must have been cathartic seeing as how you were on the same trajectory.  Giving up one beater and then buying two more isn’t the best approach but...progress, not perfection!

I remember Porsche did something like this back in the late 90's. I have been trying my damnedest to find what model and year they did it on and I am failing. BUT I do remember watching an episode of Discovery Channel’s “Next Step” where they showed a 911 with cameras in place of the mirrors which fed back to three…

The Esperante GTR-1 and the Delta Wing are two of my favorite cars. They pushed the boundaries of conventional design and showed that sometimes, reinventing the wheel is worth it. Also...the Esperante is responsible for the only COTD from the past that I remember.

Back in the 80's Utah DOT has a stop littering campaign called “Don’t Waste Utah.” The star of the show IMO was a rusted out ‘69 Chevelle Mad Maxed out. I LOVED this car...and still do. There is something about that rusty look. However my story lends credence to Davids argument...just buy a rusted out crapcan.

Favorite part is when the Yukon just rolls on past.  FTW!

Pretty cool idea and I remember reading about these types of sails a few years ago.

I would recommend a Chevy something something but “MAHK: from Boston makes some good points

Well now we know why Jake had to use the sunroof.

Not gonna lie, you were the primary reason I read COTD...the pictures and the puns made me laugh.  As you can tell from the endless comments, your work here has touched many.

I can’t believe you don’t think this is the greatest M3 ever.

You’re making me want to bust out the ole Lobo 3 from Sears

Gotta listen to the right music when using the combine

Why are you even looking at this thing when it clearly doesn’t have the correct shift knob?

That thing must have screamed...