Well finally we will have the answers to the questions we have all been asking ourselves since 1991: Did Cliff Secord win nationals with the Hughes Gee Bee? Did he ask Jenny Blake to marry him? Did the Valentine Gang give up their lives of crime and focus on building the South Seas Club empire?

And I jizzed in my pants

Way to go guys...you copied Ford:

Back in college I was privileged to do a brake job on one of those saturns...it was so covered in shit of all kinds because of the rural locations it had to visit that seeing this picture makes me want to run away screaming

Oh please let’s do 50-cent and xzibit.....the world would explode

We’re getting into “to each their own” territory and I do love me some FJ60 action but the FJ55 is just gorgeous:

WELCOME TO ANARCHY 99!!!

If it were in any other state than Hawaii I would buy buy buy!

You’re judging people based on what gear they are in whilst riding bikes in a group? Hard hitting journalism at its finest

Your car just looks tired of breaking down all the time...would have a picture but kinja hates me just reference your headlights above

My apologies for that post...I know it is not your car and I meant that for Raph...for you I was going to say something quippy about putting some spark plugs in the exhaust and connect them to a separate coil and see how big the flames can get...anyway..sorry again.

Your car just looks tired.

The last time I was at the Arizona memorial at Pearl Harbor they had on display a Japanese torpedoe that was accidentally pulled up by an excavator when they were expanding the visitors center. I can’t even begin to think what the operator of the shovel was thinking when he saw that in the claws of his machine.

Pretty sure it's a Bugatti dude

I like how it says “Funny And Enjoy”...that is frightening!

Saw a show on Discovery Channel years back that was demonstrating a ballistic parachute for airplanes/ultralights. The only way I would fly one is if I had one of these attached:

Wasn’t there a concept Porsche from the late 90's that had rear and side view cameras? I remember watching “The NextStep” on the Discovery Channel and they did a special on this hot new Porsche. The cameras fed into CRT screens low in the dash. don’t know whatever happened with it but am I the only one who remembers…

whats with the horn laying at the end? Isn’t it enough that there’s a frickin’ fire that EVERYONE can see?

It was reported that fake bird calls were heard prior to the trucks fleeing.

Thank you so much for your article, the world needs to hear this and follow its instruction. I used to use the terms “retarded” or “retard” quite frequently and it wasn’t until I started dating my wife that I made a drastic change due to her dislike for the word as she is in a very similar situation to you, with a…