When you’re sliding into first
And your pants begin to burst
That’s diarrhea, diarrhea

Fair Nuff... No reason for it to be on there.. My mistake

How did Project Pluto get missed?

Remember...to be off road does not just mean rock crawling. Flat fenders are great ice racers as well:

Anyone remember the TV movie Plymouth? I remember a lunar hotrod from it...

A friend of mine had a Brat and we would bomb around in that thing all summer. Those back seats were absolutely ridiculous! I will admit that there were a few times where I pretended to be an F-16 pilot whilst riding in the back and shooting at all the yuppies making fun of me and my travel companion who also won the…

How could you forget the best feature ever...the THIRD hidden headlight?

So funny...you said “accidently”

I’m sorry...all I kept hearing her say was “you, me, hot tub?”

Many moons ago I went with my best friend to visit his family in another state. His very successful brother who had ridden the dot com wave at the right time had just purchased a 2001 Audi A6 and was generous enough to let us take it out for a few nights out on the town. I had been in Audis before but always as a…

Man that thing is SICK!!

Doesnt everybody know that diesels are for Marketing?

Heres a legitimate question...do insurance companies charge you more because you have EcoBoost (or turbo)? Back in the early 2000’s my friend was getting ready to purchase a new car and he was looking into the Jetta TDI but his insurance company wanted to jack up his rates because it had a “turbo charger” and thus…

The 77 thunderbird is pretty bad.

I absolutely LOVE the third headlight on the

The fees you are charged to get a decent seat are obnoxious. Whatever happened to first come first served? You shouldn’t get charged extra to get a window or an aisle seat, if they’re available they should be available to everyone. This coming from a guy who even has status on an airline.

Gotta say...If I saw all three parked next to each other (early versions of the CJ7, Scout, and a Bronco) my body would do things....

I dunno...I am a firm believer that all asses need a hole....or four...

This is a great story and everything but I think the big question I am left with is: How long have you been a member of the Maryland Congress? What was your platform? Who was the poor sap that lost? Are you for or against fuel cell research

Oh Ford...you tease us so much with these sexy toys...although I am almost certain had they released the Shelby Cobra along with the GT, the world as we know it would be destroyed because of the raw awesomeness that these cars contain.