I dunno, think the Stars and Bars might be ahead by a noose...NOSE...sorry

So glad you posted something on here...The mothership left it off their board. I can see why...because Chevy.

I wonder if there is going to be another fatassed neck beard guy that is going to ramble on about nothing important.

I like how the tracks produce the snow that they're supposed to drive over. That is forward thinking if I ever saw it!

And thank you for getting me my first recommendation on Deadspin! You will always have a special place in my heart!

You mean in addition to him singing the National Anthem?

Stopped reading after "...movie-goer in Columbus, OH..." Deserves to be thrown in the slammer for that alone. Didn't think they knew what glass was.

Yes but what will that do to the green monster? You can't harm the green monster or he will turn his powers toward evil and start eating humans!

Another submarine...an Alpha hasn't reported for quite some time.

Excellent!!! Although I still love my Darth Tater. I suppose I could give it to my daughter now that she is old enough to understand that STAR WARS RULES ALL!

Cutting through concrete and steel:

By "clean up their act" do you mean produce less? That would be great because once that happens those same nations will remain public enemy number one because they have the means of production yet they are not helping other nations enough. Damned if you do, damned if you don't

Now this is music being made from everyday objects (sewing machines or ice) I can actually listen to. I was gearing up for disappointment when I pressed play thinking I was going to just hear clunking and grinding or whatever the hell that was in the sewing machine music article

On a fairly recent flight my wife pointed out that there were drones flying right next to our plane...Didn't really think Charlotte to be the hotbed of illegal trafficking but whatever.

Love me some sound tubage!

I like the original Honda song...only it's about motorcycles.

Now I know two things you should not do with LSD

Bring it on bitches! Got a whole arsenal of these puppies ret to go!

I'm sorry....I stopped paying attention to what they were saying at the 0:16 mark...what was that again?