So you’re arguing AGAINST the popular vote?  #JustStirringThePot

Hey Cletus is a really nice guy. Hes just going through a lot right now.

they could just be switching all their lineups over to simpler, less luxurious EV designs right this moment.

I saw this coming really. You could tell that the budget was slashed for the second season as the first season felt like a movie whereas the second season felt like a TV show. I was pretty excited when I saw Daniel from Stargate pop up only to be instantly offed and we were left with a bunch of relative unknowns.

[me reading ‘proceeds going to the victims of his crimes]: hmm ok guess that’s good

They’re having a “Fyre sale”...

Pepridge fahm remembahs.

Fuck, I thought you meant the band

Nah, see...I was with my cousin Ignacio at a walking architectural exhibit. You know I like Spanish revival and he likes Mediterranean which isn’t my thing but this was this awesome Brutalist building I just had to stop and check out. Anyhow, Ignacio tells me about this guy at a group meeting he goes to talking about…

Yeah, yeah, you know, like I just told my coworker, he is into great thrillers and conspiracies right?, and I was telling - “him yo! check this guy AndrosZ, his cousin Julio believes in alien conspiracies and there is a new movie coming to Netflix about it man!” -. And he was like -“Whaaaa, like the Gibson guy with…

Okay so my cousin Julio knows this dude who is all about alien conspiracies and he tipped my cousin about this alien invasion and I was like “Oh man!”, so I started to get prepared, you know? 

Will Timehop remind us of their blog post a year from today?

Fuck standard time, fuck winter nights that start before 5pm, DST year round dammit. Time is already arbitrary enough as a concept without introducing capricious changes every two seasons. Do you know why we in the US now change our clocks in November instead of October? Because some politicians thought kids should be…

Side effects of Nugentix may include Cat Scratch Fever, Wang Dang, and racist paranoia.

After reading the article I don’t understand how this video is not what it seems: A cruel and senseless violence demonstration made by Muslins.

I know we’re supposed to be all negative on Trump and his cabinet, but I’m not convinced this is a bad thing (yet).

I referred to a couple guys as “hipsters” the other day and boy did they get upset. Apparently the politically correct term is “conjoined twins”.