But only after showing ID so he can legally buy it, as with all grocery purchases.

I will totally destroy and obliterate the Economy of Turkey (I’ve done before!).

He has the goodest geniusosity. Far more gooder than any Precident in history!

Screw that, 10 out of 9 doctors say that! The most bestest ever!

I was expecting someone to post this classic.

For my own sanity, I have to assume this is satire.

Trust me!

He’s gonna need that ‘perfect’ lie to get out of this one, hopefully.

I would be much more surprised to learn he told the truth!  Only the best lies though, might even call it perfect lies.

This is some deep-cut Tomato work right here. 

Just in case anybody was wondering what malignant narcissism with a cult following looks like

For a second, I read “SCROTUS.”

Moderator: Mr. President, we’ll start with you, what can you tell us about your health care plans?

I thought class action lawsuits were for enriching plaintiff attorneys.

The Daily Mail’s headline:

I guess they assume the Great Sorting Hat in the Sky is OK with random murdering.

I’m already seeing the comments, so let’s be clear about something here:

“Cancel Culture” did not kill Alec Holowka. We don’t yet have the full picture of how he died, but it sounds as if he died by suicide, and had been suffering from a host of psychological and personal difficulties prior to that final, tragic act.

No…

you will be judged whether you like it or not

Yeah, agreed. I don’t think people want the first option (muscle covered by fat) but a lot of women don’t want the kind of pronounced muscles you get from being extremely lean and weightlifting, either. There’s some mythical sweet spot, where you’re “fit” but not too ripped that I think a lot of women shoot for. Of…

“Generally what people mean when they say ‘I don’t want to get bulky,’ they’re referring to the look where you have a good amount of muscle on your frame but you also have a good amount of fat covering it.”