Good lord what a mistake to make

He pleaded guilty. Fuck this guy.

Oh wow, there’s a guy in the greys writing paragraphs LOL.

Let me make it simple for you:
This article is saying, basically “the writing is bad and it’s awkward and feels clinical, why is it like this!??”

The answer to the article is “it’s like this on purpose as a stylistic choice.”

You might like it, you might think it…

I firmly and solidly disagree. The dialog sounds that way because of stylistic writing choices drawing influence from samurai and western movies and the formal / stilted dialog of those genres. Both of which influenced the original star wars trilogy and the prequels and their stilted and huffy sounding dialog.

This is…

I thought it was widely known that Dan Harmon was the primary force behind R&M and Roiland contributed goofy improve and burps. I am more surprised that people are surprised by this than I am by the news itself that Roiland was hands off and a jerk.

Only one answer here.

Obviously Steve, Dustin, and Robin, only Steve is played by Ryan Reynolds...

This does make sense though. Microraptor was a toothed bird in the theropod clade, which all died out in the KT extinction, leaving only beaked birds behind, which eat different since they lack teeth.

Surely we have documented birds eating mammals before.

People are mad about a fantastic cameo and extremely excellent moment of television? But why?

Wait wait wait, season THREE??????

Please no.

Meanwhile my twitter got banned for making fun of Elon Musk (with literally no violations of the TOS) and I am still permabanned. Great job, Elon! x__x

Chris Pratt’s Mario voice continues to be absolutely terrible. Everything else about this movie looks great, though.

Anecdotally, I have never even heard of this movie and I am usually well aware of Disney releases

Musk clearly misses the Apartheid that he grew up in and is trying to make Twitter an online space that reminds him of that.

Maybe Blizzard games will disappear from everywhere else next!

A normal body count is zero unless you’re a combat veteran or something. If you’ve killed people, so many that you’re counting, that’s uh... something...

Is that you, Mr. Louis DeJoy?

Didn’t Jack retain his stake in Twitter through the acquisition? I thought he still owned around a billion dollars worth of the company.